CBS lauds Ravens star, ignoring connection to homicide

It’s funny, in a not-so funny way.

If, for the last dozen years, you were exclusively reliant on NFL pregame shows for your NFL news and opinions, you’d think the worst people in the game are on-field officials, who bring disrepute, dishonor and scandal to the game.

On the other hand, perhaps the most heroic nobleman and warrior the NFL can present and promote is Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis.

Put it this way: You would not know, for example, Lewis paid a settlement to the families of two homicide victims in a still-unresolved double murder. And you wouldn’t know Lewis copped an obstruction of justice plea in that case.

But who among us can say they haven’t been similarly involved in a homicide or two?

Yesterday, CBS’s pregame show, not known for fresh ideas, devoted a large chunk of its hour to yet again salute Lewis, this time as much for his 16-year career as his usual pregame tribal-dancing and in-game helmet-first head-hunting that have made him the ideal front man for unapologetic NFL violence and brutality that, during Lewis’s run, became indistinguishable from felonious assault.

Homicide connection? Yesterday, CBS didn’t even mention Lewis’ fines for years of serving as lead concussionist in the NFL pep band.

Rather, CBS’ message seemed to be that with the end of Lewis’ football career close, we should recognize that yesterday’s game should be extra special to him and for us.

To that end, or so it seemed, viewers were supposed to reflect on his greatness, be prepared to miss him, and, of course, wish him continued success in life.

Pats telecast commits hurry-up offense

Too funny. During the first quarter of Ravens-Patriots on CBS yesterday, the Pats run for eight yards out of a no-huddle. Phil Simms says, “Something you always gotta be ready for — this hurry-up offense.” On the very next play, CBS is stuck in a replay during a no-huddle, hurry-up snap.

* Interesting that FOX didn’t post starting lineups after kickoff in the Giants-49ers game — and we lived to tell the story. ... Is there anyone more impressed by irrelevant stats than Joe Buck?

So, after the Niners punt, the Giants’ O runs on the field for its first possession. Why bother, especially in the rain? Don’t teams know by now they’re going to commercial break? ... Was kinda hoping that FOX robot would rust in the rain.

The “34” and “35” decals on the Niners’ helmets are in memory of Joe Perry (34) and John Henry Johnson (35), members of their “Million Dollar Backfield” in the 1950s. Both died before this season.