Lo the book at her, judge!

There is no justice. Not while Lindsay Lohan treads the earth in $1,000 Louboutins and a sneer.

The walking, breathing, drinking, drugging, obscene human train wreck will not be stopped. Not until someone is hurt or maimed.

Or dead.

I have to hand it to our girl of the moment. Such criminal persistence is impressive.

La Linz, who stubbornly decided that shoplifting and driving blotto were more desirable than performing community service at a Los Angeles women’s shelter -- a task she did not find “fulfilling” -- has worn out the patience of her friends of the kingdom of Hollywood, who no longer return her calls. And a judge.

Judge Stephanie Sautner yesterday sentenced Lindsay to 30 days in an LA jail for violating her probation. Again. A joke.

Due to prison overcrowding and the kiss-ass way celebs are treated in La La Land, it will be a miracle if Lindsay spends even five nights behind bars.

We are experiencing a short-circuited justice system that pretends to be fame-blind. But justice is consistently flummoxed in its every attempt to control a spoiled, vain starlet. Even one who really doesn’t act much anymore.

In truth, Lindsay was doomed from the start.

She was the family meal ticket from the time she could walk. The product of scumbag dad Michael and trailer-trash mom Dina. A gal so low-rent, she enables Lindsay’s every excess with excuses -- “She’s just a kid!” -- while glomming onto her daughter’s diminishing fame in an effort to attract attention to her own, aging bod.

Lindsay is also supporting a sad, little sister, the actress Ali, whose dramatic, recent weight loss can’t be helping her career, her health or her looks. Have a sandwich, Ali, and forget about yourself.

Dad Michael, whose claim to fame is an appearance on “Celebrity Rehab,” is now being held in solitary confinement in a Florida jail, charged with attacking and threatening the life of his girlfriend, Kate Major. Two days after his arrest, Michael L. ignored a court order and contacted Kate, then tried to escape from police by jumping off a third-floor balcony.

Apparently, brains are an accessory not found in abundance among the Lohans.

Dina, who defies credibility by insisting that neither Lindsay nor herself has a drug or a drinking problem, says she’s often accused of irresponsible partying with Lindsay just because she’s a woman.

In the next breath, the mom from hell admitted she once tried to pick up George Clooney by telling him she was Lindsay’s assistant. She didn’t want to admit being her mom.