Ted Turner proves that you can put a price on dignity at his Captain Planet Goes Green party. Um, is it me or hasn't the Captain been green for years? The dude lives in five rings, how much of a carbon footprint can that leave!?!
In fact, I don't think he does anything except for emerge, ward of Dr. Blight and pop back in his bottle. It's like saying Jeanie from "I Dream of Jeanie" is going green. Actually, I did spy Captain and Jeanie a couple of weeks ago driving around in a Hummer, drinking from Styrofoam cups while telling people to leave all their TV's on. It was kinda boss.
One more pic after the jump, just cuz it makes me smile
Ted poses with Captain Planet and Chevy Chase. Said Chevy, "Yo, can I get a guest spot on your show, Captain? I always saw myself as "Water.'"