was the easiest arrest these cops ever made. A man in Peters Township, Pa., left his bag of pot and hallucinogenic mushrooms at a grocery. A customer found it and turned it over to a clerk, who...
ird but True is happy to announce the winner of our first annual “Worst Law Enforcement Pun of the Year’’ contest. Seattle cops are looking for the vandal who smashed a window on a car, took...
ere must be easier ways to get elected. Ann Doyle, a candidate for the Michigan Legislature, was campaigning door to door in Frankenmuth Township when she was bitten by a dog. The guy who owns the...
e could really use a pair of specs — and a lawnmower.A 78-year-old Dacula, Ga., woman told cops that the van left to her by her late husband was stolen from in front of her house.She found the 1973...
Tennessee man who sired 21 kids by 11 women is asking for the government’s help in paying the child support after all his baby mommas hauled him into court at once. Desmond Hatchett, 33, told...
ere’s Buffalo Bill when you need him? An old-fashioned Western-style stampede broke out in Iowa, after 200 buffalo got out of their pen and ran amok. The animals roamed for hours over an area that...
least he died with a smile on his face. A 67-year-old man dropped dead moments after getting several dances from strippers at an El Paso, Texas, gentleman’s club. The gals at the Red Parrot Lounge...
stead of throwing the book at a prisoner charged with trying to sell a grenade launcher, a California judge threw a book report at the suspect. Federal Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers allowed the...
you’ve ever doubted that man and apes are close relatives, this should convince you. Workers at Miami’s Jungle Island distributed iPads to their orangutan families. Just like people, the...
f-duty firefighter Mike Apatow was pulled over in Milford, Conn., by cops using a radiation-detecting anti-terror device. Turns out he was undergoing medical tests that required injections of small...
allegedly intoxicated Florida woman was so angry when her boyfriend tried to break things off, she bit his leg until he bled. The 41-year-old Fort Walton Beach woman then pointed a paintball gun...
hat’s not a knife — THAT’S a knife!” A Philadelphia deli clerk went all Crocodile Dundee on a robber who pulled a tiny switchblade. The clerk grabbed a huge sandwich-cutting blade and menaced the...
ficials at a conservative Catholic school in Arizona are refusing to let their baseball team play in a state championship game because their opponent, Mesa Prep, has a girl playing second base. The...
rds need not apply. A Seattle mom named Kathy placed an ad on Craigslist looking to hire four “hot male teens” to take her daughter and three girlfriends to their prom. If they pass the hunk test...
takes balls to drive around South Carolina with these bumper ornaments. A second driver in the state has been ticketed for dangling a replica of testicles from the back of his car. He was...
ere’s some monkey business going on in Florida. A curious, tan-colored, 4-foot-long monkey was spotted — and photographed — in the trees of a Winter Springs home yesterday. At least two other...
. Richard Kimble would have been more careful than this. US Marshals and Oregon cops collared Craig Thomas Balog, 30, who was on the lam from a federal probation violation in Michigan. Balog was...
is is a healthy retirement?Karl and Carol Hoepfner of Texas are spending their golden years on a mission, visiting all 735 Whataburger locations in 10 states.The couple, married 55 years, ate their...
is is some way to sail off into the sunset. Cops are hunting for the former director of tourism in Okaloosa County, Fla., after he allegedly used tax money to buy a $710,000 yacht, then went...
ere’s drunk, there’s very drunk and then there’s “I don’t remember being hit by the train” drunk. Thomas Boersma suffered severe buttocks and arm injuries after a train hit him in Pewaukee, Wis.,...
is fowl hunter became the hunted.A Maine rifleman hoping to nail a wild turkey let out a bird call so realistic that a coyote attacked him.Bill Robinson had to fight off the woodland canine looking...
ul Hodge had been losing his shirt for years running a declining Cocoa Beach, Fla., motel. So now, he wants his guests, too, to lose their shirts. And their pants. And their underwear. He’s turning...
re’s another reason not to smoke. A Traverse City, Mich., detective went to a local gas station to show clerks a surveillance video of a man ripping off a woman’s credit card there a week...
loudmouth passenger, realizing she’d lost her wallet, demanded to be let off a United Express plane in Des Moines, Iowa. She made such a fuss that crew members removed her and she was questioned by...
and by your man and sit by his pool, even if he doesn’t want you. A Florida woman was busted for trespassing after she was caught sunbathing by her ex’s backyard pool, beer in hand. The Crestview,...
is weird tradition is wild music to their ears. Students at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology toppled a piano off the roof of their dorm, sending it plummeting six stories and smacking...
e woods have become too small for Smokey. After devoting his life to preventing forest fires, he’s taking a journey where no bear has gone before. The official mascot of the National Forest Service...
Oklahoma woman is asking herself if jail time is worth $14. The woman is facing serious time in the clink after she called the local electric company and threatened to blow up its offices after...
erybody wants to be a TV star. A weatherman was doing his broadcast from a landscaped area outside his Scranton, Pa., station, when a black bear and her three cubs wandered into the shot — and...
thought this crime would leave him flush. A man in upstate Utica attempted to rob three banks — armed only with a toilet plunger The 49-year-old bandit wannabe brandished his “weapon’’ at bemused...
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